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COFFEE SLEEVES

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When the drought hit, we thought that would be the worst of it. But then the bank foreclosed on and repossessed our land. Ma and Pa told us that we’d need to pull up stakes and head west with nothing but the clothes on our back. Somewhere out on Route 66, Granpa died.

The ship’s captain had been mutinied and set adrift on a seven-meter long launch with naught but twenty crewmen and myself, a pocket watch and a broken quadrant. We narrowly escaped the clutches of a band of cannibals as we sailed past Fiji but still faced thousands of miles of roiling sea between us and home.

I was sure this train went directly to Calcutta from Bombay. At Kholby my traveling companions and I were told to disembark and travel fifty miles to Allahabad if we wanted to continue our journey. What else could we do? I paid for a guide and a sturdy elephant and set forth.

On top of the 45 minutes that it takes to get from Red Hook to Columbus Circle every day I have to wage war against the throngs of people and their shopping bags, baby strollers and rolling suitcases. And that’s even before I step foot underground. Don’t even talk to me about the G train.

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[THUNDERCLAPS. RAIN POURING DOWN. A baritone British-accented DETECTIVE speaks.]

DETECTIVE: Invited guests, it’s not often I attend a dinner party in which not one but two of the hosts are —

[LOUD THUNDERCLAP]

Murdered.

[GASPS AND MURMURING]

DETECTIVE: Fortunately for you I, Nigel Puffer the World’s Greatest Detective, have solved the case. With my keen eye for detail, brilliant deduction and tenacious clue-sleuthery I raise my hand and point my finger at the true culprit! The killer is —

21st CENTURY MAN: The General! It was the General, right?

DETECTIVE: Um, well, what, yes but … I’m sorry. Pardon?

21st CENTURY MAN: Yeah, I figured it out about two chapters ago. The family crest with the snake. The General's cane, that he keeps tapping on the floor. Explains the tapping that the maid heard, too. It has a snake head at the top. It had to be the General.

DETECTIVE: Who are you?

[SOUND OF A SUBWAY TRAIN’S DOORS OPENING]

21st CENTURY MAN: Oop. This is my stop. I’ll be back later for the wrap-up.

DETECTIVE: Um? Certainly…

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